Total Medals Earned: 264 (From 58 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,415 Points
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/200 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 18/19 (385/485 points)
Lick the Jawbreaker Completely
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
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Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/55 points)
Keep Junior alive for 60 seconds
Have 3 helping hands active at the same time
Slow time down 3 times at once
Keep Junior alive for 90 seconds
Medals Earned: 3/3 (15/15 points)
...or pigs... or whatever you have.
Launch a blue shell.
Medals Earned: 10/20 (50/375 points)
Call in some friends for some massive mayhem.
You've got a pretty good basketball shot!
That's a pretty good kick!
Splat! She's flat for real now.
You have mastered the Tao of Darnell.
Like a Samurai Warrior!
Heeeeeeeeeeeere's you!
That there crowbar's fixed her up good!
Give the Shotgun a go!
You have crossed the moral event horizon.
Sometimes a change of scenery is nice.
You have mastered all the tools of your trade.
The rarest pokemon in Gensokyo.
Kill her 50 times.
Do it like Shotgun Man
Insane! That's over a 100 kills!
Medals Earned: 8/12 (190/350 points)
A simple hug will make her enjoy the jolly good world again.
Get to know your new BFF.
YUM
Leave the tower
You naughty punk!
Chill out in the funky room!
Find the treasure.
End it like a real man.
Medals Earned: 6/12 (200/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Concorde
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Crush the Space Shuttle
Medals Earned: 11/13 (55/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 100 times
Medals Earned: 4/4 (125/125 points)
Take the easy way out.
That's quite a busy reign
Kinghood suxx
Grab your piece of eternal kingship
Medals Earned: 9/9 (200/200 points)
Lose the game
Talk to the cat
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
No...
Win a game
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...